Malaysia Bogel

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was all having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the hotel’s coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual conversation. Malaysian: “You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?” Singaporean: “Of course.” Malaysian: “We don’t. In Malaysia, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.” The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence. Malaysian: “Do you eat the jam with the bread?” Singaporean: “Of course.” Malaysian (chuckling): “We don’t. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.” This time, the Singaporean retorted: “Do you have in Malaysia?”Malaysian: “Why, of course we do!” Singaporean: “Do you wear protection?” Malaysian: “Of course! We wear condoms.” Singaporean: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?” Malaysian: “Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away.” Singaporean: “We don’t. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia & that’s the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.” I have seen the above joke some where before, but still I can’t help myself but laughing and rolling on the floor after I read it just now! Hahaha… make sure you are not chewing any chewing gum now, you never know if it’s a recycled product!